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Dear Elisha if by any chance You happen to see this thread please don't kill me. I don't mean and want to make You a bad name or something like that. It's just a fanart like wallpapers, program skins and stuff. If You would like to say something that You don't like it or so. One word and the topic ends right now and right here.

Me: [going down LA looking for Elisha, sudently bumps into someone, that someone is Elisha] Hi, auuu... [faithed]
5 minutes later
Elisha: Are you OK?
Me: Am I in heaven?
Elisha: I don't think so.
Me: Then is this a dream?
Elisha: Nope it ain't.
Me: So what going on?
Elisha: This [Elisha shows me a TGND DVD]
Me: Damn... [fainted]

Me: [comming around in some flat, talking to myself] What the f*ck was that about? Where am I? It can't be real. What did I drink today? I know that whiskey!
Elisha: [just enters the flat and hears me talking, than she enters the room I'm in] Hi. I guess that hit on the head was a strong one. [laughing] You've be out for like 2 days.
Me: Who hit me?
Elisha: You did. If I recall corretly you thought that this was a dream and You wanted to wake up. It was quite funny at the begging but then it got a bit scary when You didn't wake up. So I took You to my place.
Me: Do You think I'm a complete idiot? Or better I won't ask. I'll be going now. I fell so ashame.
Elisha: [smilling and taking of her coat] Don't be silly. Let's have breakfast. I want to know a bit about You. But please no fainting now ok?
Me: I don't gurantee it but I'll do my best.
A few minutes later, at breakfast
Elisha: So I can see You're a foreigner because of your accent. Why are You here and where are You from.
Me: Hmm to tell the truth I was looking for You, but I thought that I won't find you so I was just running around LA and from that point You know the rest. I'm from Poland and... Damn is that a real bottle of SmokeHead? [pointing on the opened cupboard]
Elisha: Well I suppose it is because I bought it in London a while ago.
Me: Ups, I'm a bit rude. Sorry for that. Where were we?
Elisha: It is quite refreshing actually because I'm fed up with those fake friends and other morons. [Elisha's mobile rings, she answers it] Hi... Mmmm, ok. Bye. [she puts the phone in her pocket] The nerve of those Hollywood prics. I have to go to an ''important'' meeting. Listen I would be happy if You would stay here for a few days. Oh and one more thing You can't say 'NO' to a celebrity.
Me: [a bit over welmed] Ok, I won't move an inch for this chair. Bye Bye.
Elisha: See Ya [runs out from the flat].

Me: [thinking loud] What the hell was I thinking? A celeb just wanted me to stay in her house. What the hell? Who the f*ck is pulling the strings behind this? It has to be somekind of TV show. I know, I'll find the cameras or mics. [running around the flat looking for hiden stuff) Nope, not under this vase. Nope, not here.
Sometime later
Me: Damn it's clean or the items are in a place nobody normal would look. No I won't...
Seconds later
Me: [looking over Elisha's private closet] What Am I doing this is so wrong. I'm a baaaaad man, I'm a very baaaaad man. [stops for a sec] Damn it. This is so tempting. Elisha's undies are so close. Nope I'm a civilized guy I have my rules... But who said rules can't be bend sometimes. [laughing and openning the drawer] Come to papa! Now where are you... Woah! What's this? [pulling out a whip] Do my eyes work correctly or I just found sweet Elisha's fetish kit? It is too much for now. I'll better leave it alone. [cleaning up the trace]

Later that day
Me: [a bit jumpy after the findings in Elisha's closet] Damn! First of all I was... Nope I am a d*ck for doing that. Now I feel so guilty that I could go to the death cell. It wasn't the right thing to do. I know I'll tell the truth to Elisha, but that might be the last thing I will ever say to Her. But if I mess up this once in a life chance I'll kill myself. [looking in the mirrow, suddently a noise of a key put in the lock flows through the appartament]
Elisha: Hey I'm back! [looking kinda diffrent, probably drunk] I bought some chinesse food. I hope you like spicy things.
Me: Are You ok? You look kinda pale.
Elisha: No it's nothing really.
Me: I have to tell you one thing.
Elisha: So what are You waiting for?
Me: Well I did a bad thing. I gone through... [Elisha falls on the floor, running towards her]
Me: Elisha. Elisha! Do you hear me? [panicing] Where's the f*cking phone? [dialing 911]
Elisha: Hahahah fooled ya. You look as white as a ghost. Cool down. It was just a joke.
Me: You want me to get a heart attack? I thought that my heart is going to jump right out from my chest.
Elisha: I didn't mean to scare you to death. Sorry. Now come on and give me a hand. [pulls out her hand, towards me, a sec later She's up on her feet]
Me: [fealing a scent of alcohol, probably Jack Daniel's] Hmm do all the meetings end this way?
Elisha: [laughing] Nope, but this time I had to celebrate a new role.
Me: Cool. Well I want to tell You one thing. I was going through your personals and...
Elisha: You son of a b*tch! You found the supprise.
Me: I'm sorry I know I'm a d*ck. There are no arguments that show my innocence. I'll take my things and I'll be going.
Elisha: Fine. The door is over there...
Me: [leaving the flat, looking one last time behind me] What the hell is this? [looking on the door to the bedroom] Props. Props? Props! Oh my god I am such an ass, but it's too late. [closing the flat's door] I suppose that now is a good time to kill myself? [running down some street] Why the f*ck did I do that? [suddently someone puts a bag on my head]

Me: [wakeing up with a blindfold on my eyes tied up, hearing a woman's voice]
Woman: ...Thank you guys for catching this one so fast.
Man: No problem. Next time the pizza is on us. Bye
Woman: See you later.
[door closing, steps moving toward me]
Me: [thinking] Now let's guess in what kind of a mess am I now in? I'm just a magnet for trouble.
Woman: Well I wonder if he's awake by now.
Me: [thinking] Ok, I'll play that I'm asleep.
Woman: And I know how to check it... Ummm [kissing]
Me: [kissing back] Oh my god I would die for those lips.
Woman: Well I'm happy You're awake. Now I can't untie You. Listen to me, listen to my voice. Try to focus on it's calmness.
Me: [kinda going away] So quiet, so peaceful.
Woman: Good. Now when I count backwords from 10 to one 1 You will be under my influence. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...
Me: [under hipnosis] What do You want me to do?
Woman: Just forget about what You did sometime ago. Relax. When I'll count to 3 You will be sleeping and You will wake up after 20 minutes.
Me: Yes Mistress.
Woman: 1 2 3
Me: [snoring]
20 minutes later
Me: Woah I feel like a slept for ages.
Elisha: Well actually You did sleep for quite sometime.
Me: Why am I in a robe?
Elisha: Don't ask me I just found You here. I just came back from that meeting.
Me: So You didn't send me to Hell?
Elisha: What are You talking about?
Me: Dosen't matter... [thinking] It was a dream thank God. But I don't remeber going to sleep after She left... Nope I remeber what happened. I went to the living room and I sat on the armchair. After a sec I felt asleep. But that was so real. I'll have to check one thing.
Elisha: So let's chat a bit.
Me: Ok, whay do you want to talk about?
Elisha: I would really like to know more about You. Because at breakfast there wasn't enough time.
Me: I don't mind. So as I said...
[a long talk to the nightfall began]

Me: Well for starters I hate people that don't show who they're really are.
Elisha: Yep I hate them too, but I don't get people who do that. It's so lame. Being yourself is something far more. Others accept you for who you really are.
Me: I know what You're talking about, but there is this stupid stereotype and we can't do anything about it.
Elisha: Can I ask You a personal question?
Me: Go ahead.
Elisha: Why did You want to find me? Don't be shy tell me the truth.
Me: Well since I've seen TGND I was under the influence of that film. Later on I wanted to know more about You so I joined many forums. I watched interviews, I read articles about You. But thay just wasn't enough. So I decided to come and meet You in person. [thinking] Nope She shouldn't hear the rest for now at least.
Elisha: I'm flattered. Am I the same as You thought?
Me: Even better. Seriously which celebrity would take a stranger under her roof. You're one in the whole wide world.
Elisha: [smiling the way only She can] I have to admit I never met someone like You. You're a person who has tha spark in him. You're original but yet so normal, You don't seem to be so stiff like the fans I know.
Me: Ahhh You're just saying that. I don't even feel like that guy You were talking about.
Elisha: See what I mean and believe me I know what I'm saying.
Me: I'm not gonna argue with that. [smiling back]
[Elisha's phone ringing]
Elisha: Damn, again? Sorry for a sec. [answers] Hello... But I said I wanted it to be my way... Ok, I'll say that to them personally if they don't like it that's their problem. [ending the conversation] Looks like I have to go out again. Those people sometimes make me crazy.
Me: That's the charm of being a celeb.
Elisha: Well I'll be back as soon as possible. Please feel yourseld as home. [Elisha leaves the living room, enters the hall and puts on her coat] Bye.
Me: Bye.
[She leaves the apartament]
Me: [thinking loud] She is so normal. It's more than that. She behaves as a normal person and like her fame was an addition to her life.

Me: I can't believe that a woman like Elisha can't find a guy who really cares for her. It's so unfair. She's a wonderful person and yet her fate is kinda not fair for her. I wish I could change it... [going to the window] I don't understand why some jerks do this to a woman like Elisha. If I could I would rip out their hearts out for hurting her. [going on the balcony, looking high in the sun] I need a sign that I was supposed to do someting about it. [long pause] Ok I think I should check if that thing wasn't a dream. [going to Elishas bedroom] One look and I'm off I don't want to mess this up. [looking through the drawers] No that's a relief...
[the door bell rings]
Me: Well I shouldn't open the door. I'll just check who is it [going to the door, whispering to myself] I wonder who is it? A mail man? I think I can open the door.
Mail Man: Are you Mr. ***** *********?
Me: Yes I am [kinda baffled].
Mail Man: I have a letter for You from... Nope sory there's no adress. Just sign here... Ok thank You and have a nice day.
Me: Bye [closing the door, opening the letter] Empty? Wait a second is this this sign I wanted? This has to be it.

Me: Let my analyze my situation. Elisha wanted me to stay that's one. Secondly that dream was kinda not clear. I think it had some hidden meaning. Thirdly this strange mail [looking on the envelope] Damn it! I'm afraid to show what I really feel for Her and yet I want to express it. For f*ck sake why is it so hard? I think that I'll just wait for a moment when I'll be sure.
[knocking on the door]
Me: Who the hell is it now? [running to the door]
Elisha: Hey open up I forgot my keys.
Me: [opening the door]
Elisha: [looks seriously pissed off] Damn those assholes. They wanted to change my image of the character. I thought that I'm gonna smother the producer and he says to me it's just a slight inconvenience.
Me: You know You look wonderful when your angry like that [smilling, trying to calm things down]
Elisha: Well thank You but they're are just to much for me sometimes. And they're changing the script as we speak.
Me: I have an idea give me their number.
Elisha: 556-897-4321
Me: Now relax I'll manage with them. [dialing the number on my cell] Hello. I'm Ms Elisha Cuthbert's manager. My client just came back steaming red from a meeting with your company. I heard that you want to change her character image which was contracted when we signed all the papers requied. I was wondering if you know that my client can now just walk away from the project?
Man on the phone: Don't try with me you good for nothin manager. It's our's company film so we decide what we do.
Elisha: [looking puzzled on me]
Me: Well you rude bastard I have one thing I want you to know. Ms Elisha will leave the project then. I hope you feel happy for what you just did and I'll be laughing my ass off when the critics attack your film. Ow and by the way I called all the other actresses agents and I warned you about you. So don't hope to find a replacement. Good bye.
Elisha: Am I supposed to kill you now?

Elisha: What the f*ck did You just do? That role was important for my career. You idiot now I'll have to go and straight out things.
Me: Trust me I know what I'm doing. In about...
Elisha: SHUT UP!
Me: But...
Elisha: SHUT UP! I don't want you to stay here anymore. Take your things and beat it. I don't want to see you.
Me: But...
Elisha: Go away or I'll call the cops.
Me: Fine [mad as hell] All I wanted to help You now just leave me alone. I thought You were diffrent then the rest of those prics but You're no better. Good Bye! [slams the door hard]
[Much Later]
Me: [somewhere in LA] I really thought the She was diffrent but I guess it was just an act. Screw it I have other plans for this trip. I have to get to New York. Then a few old firends will help me out. [looking for someone to ask the dirrection]
Excuse me where is the station?
Woman: Go straight to the bank and then go left.
Me: Thank you. [going in the train station dirrection]
I have to get her out of my mind. That image is over now. That person is dead.
[on the train station]
Me: [in a que, looking for my wallet] Where did I put it? No not now. For f*ck sake this is worthless. Damn it all
[ looking for a police department]
Me: Damn it looks like a night under the blue sky. Oh well I hope it dosen't rain.
[later in some park, raining]
Me: The irony of this situation and to think I would be now in Elisha's pad if I didn't do someting like 10 hours ago. Nope I can't think about it any more. That's the past... [trying to get some shut eye]

Middle of the night, still raining
Me: [soaked to the bone, wakeing up form a nightmare, eyes closed] Damn that was a scarry one... I hope I won't catch a cold or something.
Elisha: Your not the only one with that problem.
Me: That voice [opening my eyes].
Elisha: Yep it's me in the flash.
Me: Leave me alone the subject is closet. We don't have anything to talk about anymore.
Elisha: Will You just listen to me? After You left about twenty five minutes later the guys from the company called me and appologized for what they did. I'm back on the plan.
Me: Good for You now leave me alone. [standing up, picking up my things]
Elisha: I came to appologize You were right all along.
Me: You have to understand I have my rules which I follow. Now it's too late for all off that. Good bye. [walking away from Elisha]
Elisha: WAIT! It's my fault. I know but I want to start over. Please.
Me: [thinking] I could give Her another chance, but if there was one incident like this there will be another.
Elisha: Well? [sneezing]
Me: [thinking] Damn it. She went to look for me in this weather. I guess that She really means it.
Elisha: Did You make up your mind? [sneezing again]
Me: I feel like an ******* now. If You get sick I'll just hurt myself. Come on we need to get You warm and something dry to wear. [pulling out something dry from my bag] Here put this on.
Elisha: Thaa... aaa achoo!
Me: Let's go [going towards a taxi stand]

In the taxi
Me: Just a little further and You'll be home.
Elisha: [shivering] Ok.
Me: I feel like an ass*ole now.
Elisha: No I'm guilty for what happened and this is punishment for it.
Me: But I started it...
Elisha: Let's just drop the subject [sneezing]
Me: As You wish.
Minutes later
Me: Do You have a fever?
Elisha: I'm not sure.
Me: [touching Elisha's head] Your burning up. Go take a hot shower. Mean while I'll make some tea with rum. You want anything else?
Elisha: No I'm fine. I'll be back in a jiffy [goes to her room and the to the bathroom]
Me: [thinking] Damn it! I'm such a dick. How could I be so selfish. Now She's sick and I have to get her on her feet. [going to the cupboard]
Elisha: [singing under the shower]
Me: [wondering] I feel so good listening to her voice. No I have to focus on other things now...
[making the hot tea]
Elisha: I fell a bit better now.
Me: After this You'll feel better. Here
Elisha: Thanks. Ow by the way I have something for You. Check under the table.
Me: [picking up a box] What is it?
Elisha: Just open it.
Me: [opening it slowly] Oh my gosh a bottle of good old Scotch. You shouldn't have.
Elisha: It's a token of my gratitude.
Me: I'll save it for a special occasion [thinking] Let's hope that occasion will be soon]
Elisha: I'm going to bed. Feel yourself like in home. The guest room is over there [pointing on the doors]
Me: Don't worry I'll manage. Now go to bed and get well.