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Dear Elisha if by any chance You happen to see this thread please don't kill me. I don't mean and want to make You a bad name or something like that. It's just a fanart like wallpapers, program skins and stuff. If You would like to say something that You don't like it or so. One word and the topic ends right now and right here.

Me: [turning on the TV] Ok, let's find the health channel.
[suddently a noise of a door opening comes across the room]
Me: [looking on Elisha's bedroom] What the hell it's closed. Damn it was the front door... Now it's a good time to be creative. [walking quietly to the kitchen] I'll check the hall [whispering] Clear. Let's see if I were a burglar I would check the bedroom for a safe. [going to Elisha's bedroom] Empty. So I'll check the living room. [spoted the thief] Taking him by supprise will be easy. 1 2 3 [hitting the guy over the head, then turned on the light]
Elisha: [comes out her room] What's all that noise? Who is this guy?
Me: Don't ask me I just knocked him out. I'll tie him up. [picking up some cable]
Elisha: I'll phone the police.
Me: Ok, you son of a b*tch wake up.
Man: Where am I?
Me: Good question. Where are you? Hmm your in the wrong pleace and in the wrong time. Now tell me what were you trying to do you fag.
Man: I'm gonna kill you when I'll get lose.
Me: You wish. [punced him in the face] You picked the wrong house moron with the wrong person in it.
Man: I don't give a sh*t.
Me: I see your playing tough guy. Ok let's play with your rules [punching him quite hard several times]
[minutes later]
Me: Well his out. I'll better check on Elisha.
Elisha: [comes in to the room] But that's the guy who...
Me: Who did what?
Elisha: He's a paparazzi. He's been after me for months but this is the last time. I'm gonna sue his f*cking employer.
Me: So You have a witness now. We'll hand this punk to the police. Then will take care with the rest.
[After the police came and took that guy away]
Me: Elisha go to sleep. It was one hell of a day. You need to get better. Don't worry about everything I'll take care with all of it.
Elisha: Thank You I don't know what would I do without You.
Me: Don't mention it. Now go and rest a bit.

[About 6am]
Me: [sleeping on a chair near Elisha's bedroom door]
Elisha: [looking out from her room] Hey wake up. Go lie down on the bed.
Me: No I'll just wait her untill Elisha wakes up.
Elisha: I am awake [laughing]
Me: Woah. What time is it?
Elisha: The time You should get some shut eyes in normal conditions.
Me: I think that isn't a bad idea. [trying to get up] Damn my back hurts...
Elisha: Need help?
Me: No, no I'm fine [trying to stand up straight] F*ck! I think I'll have to see a doctor now.
Elisha: Don't be silly now. Come on You will sleep in my bed because I doubt that You'll reach the sofa. [puling me behind her] Easy now... Ok now just rest for a bit I know You were taking care of all the stuff when I was sleeping.
Me: But I feel kinda odd.
Elisha: Ow come on just try to relax. Meanwhile I have to do a few things so I won't bother You. [leaving the room]
Me: [thinking] The hell with all off it. I need some sleep.

[Few hours later]
Me: [waking up] Man that hit the spot I feel like a new born. [streching out] I could spend the whole day in bed especially with Elisha. Then I would just be in heaven. [dreaming]
Elisha: [entering the room] Hmm I see someone is awake. How do You feel?
Me: Just great! I can even move. [laughing and thinking on the same time] That was close. A sec and She would hear my words. I'm one lucky bastard.
Elisha: Don't move an inch I'll be back in a sec [going out of the room]
[Seconds later]
Elisha: [carring breakfast] Breakfast has been server.
Me: Mmm smells great and I can eat it in bed. What a luxury.
Elisha: It's a token of my gratitude for last night.
Me: [thinking] That sound a bit like a good old marriage. Never mind.
Elisha: Dig in. I'm going to get ready to go to those prics at the studio.
Me: Ok... [eating]
[Sometime later]
Me: [leaving the bedroom] Elisha? Elisha? She's gone. Hmmm I think I'll just have to wait. I have to ask in details about what happened yesterday. [heading to the balcony] Hmm the sun is doing it's job today. I think I'll take a sunbath.
[Much later]
Elisha: [opening the door and shouting] Hey! I'm back. Where are You?
Me: Just a sec [going to the hall] Here I ....
Elisha: [lauging] Oh my god. Hahaha.
Me: What's so funny?
Elisha: Take a look in the mirror. Hahaha
Me: [going to the mirror] Oh my God I look like a pink pig.
Elisha: I won't argue with that.
Me: I feel like a meat roast.
Elisha: And You sure look like one [laughing]
Me: Now what should I do?
Elisha: Go to the bathroom, there's a loation on the self under the mirror. It should help.
Me: Ok, I'll try it. [going to the bath room]
Elisha: [shouting] You want someting to drink?
Me: Well yea but it has to be cold.
Elisha: Ok.
Me: [going to the living room]
Elisha: Here you are.
Me: Thanks. What is it?
Elisha: It's coctail. My specialty.
Me: [drinking] Woah it's almost pure alcohol. The way I like them. You'll have to give me a recipe on it.
Elisha: You wish it's my secret [smiling]

Elisha: From the look on your face I can see that You like it.
Me: [laughing] Yep, it's great. But I have a hard head so I won't get drunk so fast.
Elisha: If your trying to test me on my drinking ''skills'' don't worry I won't disapoint You.
Me: No I didn't mean that. But someday I wouldn't have anytihing against that.
Elisha: Ok, we have a deal then.
Me: I have a question about yesterday. I won't start THE SUBJECT. I just want to know how did You find me yesterday?
Elisha: Well after the phone. I went to the guest room and I found your wallet. So i thought that You won't leave town without any money. Then I went to the Polish embassy and I just looked around a bit. It was funny when I found You were so deep asleep You didn't hear the guns.
Me: What guns?
Elisha: There was a bank robbery on the other side of the strret.
Me: Woah! I've had to be very tired, because usually I hear a lot of things sleeping. But one more thing still bothers me. How long did You sit next to me in the rain.
Elisha: I don't know like two hours or a bit longer.
Me: Listen You really surprised me. I feel bad about what I said before I left then.
Elisha: Just lets forget about it. It's the past and now it's the present. Besides it was my fault.
Me: Don't put all of the blame on your self. I should have told what I was planning to do.
Elisha: Lets just drop it and live on.
Me: Ok
Elisha: By the way don't You think like eating something fancy today.
Me: Well...
Elisha: Remember I'm a celebrity and You can't say no.
Me: If I have no choice, ok then.
Elisha: It's my treat so don't worry.
Me: Now I feel like a parasite.
Elisha: Come on, it's nothing big if a woman asks a man out.
Me: But won't You feel weird being in a fancy restaurant with a guy like me?
Elisha: You're joking right? You're one of the most fascinating people I ever meet.
Me: I don't know. I just don't want to make any more problems.
Elisha: You won't. Now just get ready.
Me: I think it was a good idea to bring some fancy clothes then [smilling].
Elisha: Inded it was. Now I'll be ready in sometime.

[In the guest room]
Me: [a bit nervous] Damn how did I bind my tie? Was it like this? [trying out one method] Damn! Maybe this [making another try] Nope. I have to calm down fast. I'm JUST going on diner with Elisha Cuthbert. JUST?! I have to get a hold of myself.
Elisha: [shouting from her room] How are you doing?
Me: Fine don't worry take your time. [looking on the tie] Ok, one more try. This goes here... this goes here and... presto. Ok I'm ready I'll wait for her in the living room. [leaving the guest room]
A glass of scotch will do a trick... I hope...
Elisha: Get ready I'm comming out.
Me: [looking on Elisha's bedroom] I'm ready.
Elisha: [coming out from the room] Tadam
Me: Wait a sec I'll just pick my jaws from the floor.
Elisha: Oh come on it's the dress from the House Of Wax premiere. Nothing much and elegant the way I like it.
Me: I think I have to rent a suit because I look terrible.
Elisha: No You don't. Just don't button the last button. And You'll look great.
Me: [unbuttoning] Like this?
Elisha: Jackpot. Now come on let's go. You want to drive or will we take the taxi?
Me: Ok, I'll drive. [thinking] Now the one glass of scotch shouldn't do anything bad.
Elisha: Ok, here're the keys. [closing the door]
[Seconds later]
Me: [opening the door for Elisha]
Elisha: Thank You.
Me: [jumping in the car] So now were are we going?
Elisha: Go downtown and I'll tell You were.
Me: OK
[Time later]
Me: Now where?
Elisha: Go foward to the second intersection and turn left. You'll see a sign "Red Jewel", stop there.
Me: I hope it isn't some expencive restaurant. I won't feel good with it if You know what I mean.
Elisha: Don't worry. It's one of my favorites.
Me: [stopping in front of the entrance] Ok we're here. [getting out from the car and openning the door for Elisha]
Elisha: Thanks. Now let's go in.
Me: Why are there so many people here?
Elisha: I don't know usually it's quiet.
[In the restaurant]
Man: Hello Ms Cuthbert. It's been a while since You last visited.
Elisha: Hi Piere. I know but You know it's Hollywood. Listen I need my usual table is it free?
Piere: Of course. Please follow me.
[at the table]
Elisha: What's with all the people Piere?
Piere: Mr. Sean Avery is having a party.
Elisha: Ok, let's chose someting to eat.
Me: I don't know what to pick so I'll take whatever You take.
Elisha: [showed the waiter some name in the menu] Two times.
Me: I noticed something when the waiter said Avery. You know him?

Elisha: Well I bet You know him from all the sites that are connected to me. He was my boyfriend.
Me: Elisha if You don't want to talk about it lets just drop it.
Elisha: No, I'm fine. The story between us was quite simple. When I broke up with Trace I was feelling kinda betrayed. One night I was on a hockey match I just noticed him. After that we began meeting each other and stuff. In the beginnig I thought that this was just a ''get-over Trace'' thing but later on I got a bit carried away and forgot about it. Then just we broke up with no reason.
Me: I know something about this kind of relation because I'm a victim too. Not long ago I had a similar problem and I was the get over thing for someone. That person must have forgotten about it like You did and she wanted to have a really serious relation ship for which I wasn't ready.
Elisha: [looks at me and then on Avery's table] So You're know what I mean. It's kinda weird that such a young man like You know this much about life.
Me: Well I can't say that it was easy but the most important thing I learned is that you can't play with someones feelings. That's just isn't right.
Elisha: Amen to that. I really feel better when I talked about this with You.
Me: Well, You know me I'm the good guy in this restaurant [smiling] and it's my duty to make You feel better. And I have an idea. If You want to forget about him just show him You don't care.
Elisha: How?
Me: Simple. Just go and say hello like nothing happened.
Elisha: But I didn't talk to him since the time we broke up.
Me: So do it now and You won't think more about him because You'll be able to move on.
Elisha: I'll do it but You have to go with me.
Me: Me? But I don't know the guy. Oh yes I know he's a bastard for playing with your emotions.
Elisha: Don't worry I have an idea how to play this. Come on.
[across the room at Avery's table]
Elisha: Hey Sean.
Avery: [looking baffled] Hi Elisha. You look great how are you doing?
Elisha: I'm just fine and you?
Avery: I'm hanging in.
Elisha: This is my friend Rafał *********.
Avery: Pleased to meet you.
Me: Likewise [shaking hands with him]
Elisha: Ok, so we'll be going. Bye Sean
[at our table]
Me: Do those convesations are always so unnatural?
Elisha: It's Hollywood You know. Most of the thinghs look this way in front the audience.
Me: [looking on Avery] Hahaha. Look at him. He doesn't know what to think about it.
Elisha: You know what I feel really good with it.
Me: And You should. It was the first step to forget about him the rest will be easy from now on.
Elisha: Thank You.
Me: For what? I just metioned what You should do but it was your decision.
Elisha: Come on. You're helping me out almost on every step for the last few days.
Me: I'm a friend and friends should always help.
[some songs starts to play]
Me: Miss Elisha may I ask You to dance?
Elisha: Of course [smilling]
[on the dance floor]
Elisha: You surprise me all the time.
Me: We are supposed to have a great time so I'm doing what I can.

[at the table]
Elisha: I just got so tired I don't feel my legs.
Me: I don't think that this dance marathon was my idea but ok. I'm almost dead here so excuse my corpse for not breathing.
Elisha: [laughing] You did fine.
Me: Almost as good as an elephant in a warehouse full of china plates, cups and stuff.
Elisha: Damn it if comes out of my mouth I have to mean it, don't I?
Me: Ok, I won't argue with You. Besides I don't have any chance to win [smilling]
Elisha: Now that's the way of thinking I like [smilling in that certain Elisha way] Now, You have to excuse me for a minute.
Me: You're being excused
Elisha: Sure I am [walks away laughing]
Me: [thinking] Woah. This is the wildest time of my life. It's like a dream come true situation. I am the man here...
Man: Excuse me.
Me: Yes? It's you Sean. What's up?
Avery: I just came to give you a friendly warring regarding Elisha.
Me: Can You be more specific?
Avery: I know she wants me back, so just don't go too ahead of yourself...
Me: Are you done? Now listen to me. If you think that Elisha will come back to a pric like you, you have to be stupid or blind. You had your chance and you ruined it so please stop lecturing me here.
Avery: Did you just called me stupid?
Me: Yep I did and You have a problem with that?
Avery: I'm gonna rip your legs of!
Me: Fine let's step outside moron.
[time later]
Elisha: [comes back to the table] Now where did he go? Pier.
Pier: Yes madam?
Elisha: Did you see the man I was here with leave?
Pier: Yes, but he wasn't leaving alone. He left with Mr.Avery.
Elisha: Oh no. [runs to the exit]
[meanwhile outside the building]
Me: Come on thats all you have?
Avery: Just wait you bastard.
Me: Show me what you're made of.
[a bit of punching and kicking later]
Elisha: [runs towards me and Avery] STOP IT NOW.
Avery: You're lucky now. I'm gonna get you next time. [walks away]
Me: I'll be waiting you dick [shouting]
Elisha: What was that about?
Me: He just said something that made me mad and I replied so we ended up here [getting up from the pavement]
Elisha: Are You ok?
Me: Don't worry I'm fine just a couple of scrathes and brusses. Nothing much to worry about.
Elisha: At least can I know what exactly made you mad?
Me: He said me that You want him back and that it was his play.
Elisha: The nerve. How could he...
Me: Don't bother he's jealous because we were having a great time and he was there alone.
Elisha: I'm going to sort things out there. Wait here.
Me: Are You sure?
Elisha: Yep I am and I have a better idea. Come with me.
Me: Fine.
[In the restaurant, at Avery's table]
Elisha: I have just one thing to say to you Sean [pics up a plate with food and puts it into his face] By the way I forgot about this [opens her bag and sprays peper spray on him] Goodbye.
[in frony on the restaurant]
Me: [lauging my ass of] Pow straight to the face. I have to hand it to You that hit was like a boxers straight left.
Elisha: Nah it was just a 'out of the soul' one so it was good.
[the car drives towards us]
Me: So where to know?
Elisha: I think I have an idea [smilling]

[in the car]
Me: Where are we going? We've been driving hour like a hour.
Elisha: Come on show me a little trust. On the crossroad take a left and then You'll understand.
Me: Sorry I didn't mean to make it sound like that.
Elisha: No offence taken.
[seconds later]
Elisha: Watch out!
Me: [hitting the breaks] Damn it what was that?
Elisha: I think some street racing punks.
Me: It was like an inch. Are you ok?
Elisha: Yep, I'm fine just a little scared.
Me: You want to turn back or are we going where we were supposed to go?
Elisha: Let's carry on.
[after turning on the crossroad]
Me: But this is the H-wood sign?
Elisha: Yep it is, but wait until You see the view from this place.
Me: [stopping the car, jumping out and openning the door for Elisha] I always thought that it's nothing much just the sign.
Elisha: I thought the same about it untill I came here in person. Just look at it.
Me: Yep it really takes your breath away.
Elisha: I like to come here from time to time and just look at this city from here. It's my method to mute every thing in me.
Me: I know what You mean. In Poland I had a place like this.
Elisha: Why did You use the past tense as if You lost it.
Me: I was thinking about staying in the States from my childhood. And after a while the opportunity came to me.
Elisha: What about your family and friends?
Me: They always knew that this would happen.
Elisha: I think it's more to it. I left Canade for two reasons my career and someone I thought I love but it's the far away past.
Me: Well in my case it's one of those subjects that are too hard to touch. I just want to forget about it but it comes back as a boomerang.
Elisha: Those things need time.
Me: Maybe You're right. Time will show.
Elisha: It's getting cold... [shivering]
Me: Here take my coat and I think we should be going back. You have to go to the studio remember?
Elisha: Yea, You're right.
[in the car]
Elisha: You're a type of the person I never met before. It takes guts to leave your country in the search for better life abroad.
Me: Thank You, but some how You made my decision easier. When I was leaving home I was just thinking that I will just meet You somewhere in LA. That thought just pushed me foward.
Elisha: But You have to agree with me that it isn't a very typical method to leave every thing behind and start over.
Me: Like someone said ''Carpe Diem'' I just didn't want to waste my life. And all came eventually plus I know that almost every dream can come true now.
Elisha: An interesting theory [smilling]

[on the way back]
Me: Elisha can I ask You something quite personal?
Elisha: Well, normally I would say no, but after those few day I feel like I've known You for ages. So yes, You can.
Me: I was thinking about some article I read a while ago. And You were compered with a few other celebrities and at the end of the whole article it was said that You're the only one who wouldn't do a nude photoshot or movie. Why?
Elisha: Well, to tell the truth I don't want to do it because of some principles of mine. Sure I could go one step further in The Girl Next Door but was that really necesary? Tell me You like the movie like it is, right?
Me: Sure.
Elisha: So think about it how would it look when I would show enough ass in the first 20 minutes. Would the people remember me for the great body or the way I played the great role of Danielle?
Me: People now talk about You as a sex symbol, but yes You're right because the story was I think more important. [thinking] God I wish I would use other words to say that. Now it looks like I treat her like nothing above average. Damn it. Why do I have to always mess things up?
Elisha: I think I got what You were trying to say [smilling]
Me: You know the lacks of words especially in the presents of such a beautiful woman like You. [thinking] Now that was better and more important she didn't get offended.
[at Elisha's flat]
Elisha: I'm going to hit the sack. I got a tough day tomorrow.
Me: Sweet dreams.
[half a hour later]
Me: [thinking on the balcony, looking in the stars, drinking the bootle of scotch Elisha gave me] It's been almost two weeks since that day unforgetable day. The last days were like dreams. Who would of thought that I would go to diner with Elisha Cuthbert or that she would look for a guy like me in the pouring rain. I feel that the end will soon come but I'm so afraid it begins to freak me out.

Me: [wakeing up after a long night] Oh s**t! I've over slept I was supposed to do breakfast. Damn. [walking out of the room] What is this scent? [going to it's source in the living room] Well I'll be dammed [looking on the table with a hot meal] There's a note. [Reaching out for it. ''I thought that I'll make breakfast today because You looked awfully tired yesterday. So here it is and dig in. Elisha'' [thinking] I feel like all of this is just a part of an old good marriage but it's great. [eating] Mmmm delicious. Now I should get even and I should prepare dinner.
[after a few minutes in the bath]
Me: Ok, I think I'll make something traditional from Poland. Now I need to buy a few things [leaving the appartment]
[somewhere in Beverly Hills]
Me: Now let's see where should I get those things...
[a bunch of reporters come close to me]
Reporter: Are you the one who was seen with Elisha Cuthbert yesterday?
Reporter2: Is it true that you and Sean Avery were fighting over her?
Reporter3: Are you planning a serious relation ship with Ms Cuthbert?
Reporter4: Do you really come from Poland?
Reporter5: How did you get to know Elisha?
Me: I have no comment to any of your questions. [running away from the news people] [thinking] Who the f*ck gave them so much info about me and Elisha? Where did this gossip come from?
[suddently]
Me: [I fall on someone] Excuse me.
Man: I'm Ms. Elisha's bodyguard. Please follow me.
Me: Sure [walking next to the guy] What is this all about?
Man: I don't know I'm following my orders.
[several minutes later]
Man: Were here.
Me: You mean in the middle of nowhere?
Elisha: Pssst. Over here.
Me: I'm comming.
Elisha: Did You say anything to the reporters?
Me: Nope, not a word. I know how things work around here.
Elisha: Good. I have ab idea how to lose their intrest.
Me: Go on.
Elisha: It would be good if we would leave the town for a few days. I have a friend who can keep us over for sometime.
Me: Fine. So I'll go home and get a few things before we go. Were do we meet later?
Elisha: I'll give You a ring about the meeting place.
Me: Ok, so I'll be going now.
Elisha: I'll give You a ring in about 3 to 4 hours. Now when You'll be going home don't talk with anyone.
Me: Don't worry about it. See You later.
Elisha: Bye.
[a bit later]
Me: [thinking] s**t why did I attract so much attention? Someone has to be playing with me but who? Never mind I'm here
[in the flat]
Me: What's that racket? [listenning a while] Could it be some dumm ass reporter like last time? [looking around carfully] It's some guy standing on the balcony. I have to sneak past the hall and get my stuff from the room.
[in the room]
Me: Ok this should do... [looking out of the room] Now there's two of them and one of them looks familiar. I know that guy but form where. Doesn't matter now. I'll just wait for Elisha's phone.
[2 hours later, the phone rang]
Elisha: It's me. Listen go out the fron door like nothing ever happened and get in the silver Hummer.
Me: Ok, hey... [Elisha disconnected] Damn it I'll tell her later. Now I have to get out of here. [going out of the building] Damn it them again?
Reporters: Can You please say something about your relationship with Elisha Cuthbert? Where is Elisha right now?
Me: I don't have time now. Excuse me. [trying to make my way to the car]
Reporters: It looks like your leaving. Can we know where?
Me: Sure. Far away from you! [I managed to enter the vehicle] What now? I suppose that I should just drive away.
Elisha: Yep, You should. Don't look back just drive away like You would normally.
[a few miles out of LA]
Me: Elisha I have to tell You that at your flat there were two men. I recognized one of them.
Elisha: Who was it?