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[somewhere over the airport]
Pilot: Please fasten your seatbelts. We're on the aproch to the airport.
Me: [half a sleep, waking Elisha up with a kiss] Hey honey wake up.
Elisha: [yawning] Oh come on how bad can this landing be?
Me: Probably nothing will happen, but lets buckle up just in case. [buckling myself and Elisha] Remember that I'm the endangered one with the gorgeus green pee so let's take all the precautions needed.
Elisha: I wonder what did Kiefer came up too now?
Me: Who knows, so far everything looks great, but I wouldn't mind to stay anywere with if it was with you.
Elisha: Same here [with a face expression too beautiful to imagine].
[in the terminal]
Elisha: Ok, so let's rent a car it will be easier to move with this stuff.
Me: I think we don't have to [pointing at a guy holding a sign ''Elisha & Rafał''].
Elisha: Lets check it out. Hey [screaming to the guy]! I think that yor wating for us.
Man: Just a second I'll check. [he reaches for something from his coat, suddently a quite big stash of pictures fall out on the floor]
Me: A fanatic [whispering quietly to Elisha]
Elisha: It's quite funny actually, lets play along]
Man: [picking up the photos] Ms. Cuthbert could you autograph these pictures for me?
Elisha: What about our transport.
Man: O gosh I forgot about all of it. Please follow me.
[in the limo]
Elisha: [signing the photos one by one] Damn how many are there left?
Me: Just a few. If I were in his skin I would be in heaven right now.
Elisha: I thought that you're in a better position?
Me: I am [kissing Elisha].
Elisha: [picks up the last picture, suddently her face expresion changes] What the fudge is this?
Me: What's the matter?
Elisha: Take a look [looking seriously pissed of]
Me: [looking on a fake paparazzi picture] The nerve of this guy I'm gonna rip his throat out.
[at the hotel]
Man: [runs out to open the door for Elisha, but she opens it faster hitting him in the face]
Elisha: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. [takes some bag from the trunk and hits the guy again] My oh my how clumsy I am. [then she throws the pictures in his face] I don't know how stupid you have to be to give a celeb her fake nude picture, but you're an complete idiot.
[in the hotel room]
Me: At least the room worked out good. The presidential suite.
Elisha: [still mad, reaching out for a smoke from here bag] Where do those assholes come from.
Me: Hon can I have a request?
Elisha: [lighting the smoke] Yes?
Me: Could you stop smoking for me?
Elisha: You mean permanetly?
Me: [going to Elisha and taking the smoke from her hand] I just don't want to see you taking this poision. Every time I saw you lighting a cigarette my heart just cries with pain. As much as I love you I want you to allways be here close to me.
Elisha: But...
Me: Listen after accident every minute with you is something wonderful and I don't want to lose even a second because of the piece of crap like this. There are to ways out of this situation either you stop or I'll start.
[moment of silence]
Elisha: It's going to be really hard...
Me: I'm here for you...
Elisha: But with the help of my anti drug namely you I'll do it. [then she hugs me]
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[later that day]
Me: Do we really have to go?
Elisha: Don't be a chicken.
Me: I'm not. I just have a feeling that I'm not your parent's ideal candidate for their daughter.
Elisha: You have a relationship with me or them? [then she comes close to me] I really don't get it why are you so afraid. I mean they won't have any influence on me, so stop worring.
Me: I'm just being careful, I think this kind of things need time.
Elisha: Trust me it comes straight from the heart. [she puts her arm around me] Now let's get ready...
[half a hour to 7 o'clock]
Elisha: So let's go.
Me: God I can't even get my tie right. I'm just so stressed out.
Elisha: Show me that [then she streightens out my tie and collar] Losen up a bit otherwise they treat you a some nerd or something like that.
Me: Jeez, and I thought you're going to support me.
Elisha: Will you stop braggin' all ready we need to go.
[after leaving our suite]
Me: It's going to be a dissaster.
Elisha: Oh stop thinking like that or it will turn out like that.
Me: You won't dump me if I screw up?
Elisha: Well I think there's no such possibility. So STOP worring.
Me: Promise me if something goes wrong you'll get out us of that place.
Elisha: You have my word.
[at the restaurant]
Me: So here goes nothin'.
Elisha: [is looking around and trying to find her parents] There they are.
[after a few seconds]
Elisha: Hey mom, where's dad?
Patricia C.: He went to the bathroom. He should be back any second. And you must be Rafał. It's a pleasure finally meeting you.
Me: The pleasure is all mine.
Patricia C.: And here's my husband.
Elisha: Hi dad. This is my boyfriend.
Kevin C.: At least he knows how to dress not like the Avery guy.
Patricia C.: [kicking Elisha's dad in the foot] Don't you even try to play your tricks tonight.
Kevin C.: So I'm suppossed to be quiet all the evening? Fine, I'll just smile like a moron and eat what you give me.
Elisha: Dad could you please stop acting like this. It's getting really old.
[Elisha's dad just begins to eat, after some time]
Patricia C.: Really? So the old saying ''Be careful what you wish for'' is true. I know my daughter likes to be treated like a princess and...
Elisha: Mom! You mind?!
Me: Honey, don't worry I like answering difficult questions. To say the truth Mrs. Cuthbert, Elisha is described by the media in a really diffrent way and the image I got seduced by is much more powerfull. We had a few 'humps' on the way but we're still together and we're planning to stay together. At least for now [with a smile].
Elisha: Rafał!
Patricia C.: Elisha don't interrupt.
Elisha: Let's change the subject. Did you see the lates gossip about me?
Patricia C.: Yes, there were a few interesting things I wanted to ask. Did you really had a fight with Sean?
Me: Yep, I mean no-one will say anything offencive about Elisha in my presence.
Kevin C.: He deserved it anyway so there's a poing for you [looking on his watch]
Patricia C.: Elisha and is it true that you quit smoking?
Elisha: Yes, mom I did and the cause of it is sitting opposite you. Ain't that right my anti-drug [then she kisses me].
[much later]
Patricia C.: You have to excuse me for a sec. I need to go to the restroom.
Elisha: I'll go with you mom.
Me: [thinking] And now it's going to be a dissaster. Am I supposed to say anything or to stay quiet?
[suddently]
Kevin C.: You're quite an unique man but believe me that it's just a matter of time when you two will break up. I've been over this matter several times and this one looks like the last one and the one before.
Me: [being totally shocked, not able to say anything]
Kevin C.: Fooled you [with a laugh]
Me: GOD! I thought that I'll step out of myself and start to punch myslef in the face.
Kevin C.: You should have seen you face expression. But anyway you have some good influence on Elisha so I'm not standing in the way of your relationship. But if you hurt my daughter that will be the last thing you do.
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[back at the hotel]
Me: [looking through the packed luggage] Right I took all the things from the bathroom. Elisha darling could you check the drawer in the night table?
Elisha: Sure. [after a sec, Elisha enters the room] You left your watch in the drawer.
Me: [taking it from Elisha's hand] Thank you dear [then I go to the window]
Elisha: Ok, so let's go to the airport then.
Me: Hold your horses for a minute and the a look outside.
Elisha: [curious] What is it?
Me: Well it looks to me that someone let the media know where we were staying.
Elisha: So what's the big fuss about?
Me: Well, shouldn't we go out separately or something?
Elisha: Hey, are you forgetting that we're officially together? Since it's not a big secret now let's give them what they want to see, I mean we won't be lying. I'll just call the manager so they'll prepare the route to the limo. We don't need fans trying to take my undies, do we?
Me: I kinda got used to doing it quietly but if it's fine with you hon' I don't see a problem.
[the both of leave the suite and enter the lift]
Elisha: [takes my hand] Don't worry and be natural, think that no one is there and we're just together.
Me: [kinda nervous] I think that won't be a problem.
[we leave the lift and go outside, where hundreds of people are waiting to see Elisha]
Crowd: Elisha! Elisha! Elisha!
[the both of us go slowly to the black limo]
Elisha: Well I didn't think they would miss me so bad. Ok, so now comes the time for a few autographs [Elisha goes to the crowd and I follow her]
Fan1: Elisha please could you sign this?
Elisha: For whom?
Fan1: Martin.
Fan2: Elisha, please
[Elisha signatures the photo, when journalist with a camera man come to her]
Journalist: Hi Elisha we haven't seen each other for a while. What were you up to in the Hawaii's?
Elisha: Nice to see to Grace. To say the truth I was just having a wonderful holiday with my guy.
Grace: And what about that restaurant incident with Sean?
Elisha: Well I have a short statement for him and all the viewers. [she comes close to me and she kisses me in a very caring way, then she shouts] How about this!
[the crowd applauses the scene in a very noisy way]
Elisha: Grace I got to run my man is waiting.
Grace: Thanks.
[the both of us run into the limo and Elisha is weaving to the fans around]
[in the limo]
Elisha: Was it that bad? [cuddling up to me]
Me: I certainly like the statement part. It was tasty.
Elisha: The people back in LA are quite similar so we will handle them with ease.
Me: [looking straight in her eyes] I have a great teacher so I'm not worrying about them or maybe I should. Don't you think I'll get death threats for that kiss [with a laugh]?
Elisha: They better shouldn't do so because they don't know me from the bad side.
Me: So now I'm assured... I love.
Elisha: And I love you too.
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