[back at Elisha's our should I call it our pad]
Elisha: [throwing luggage on the sofa] Damn it i though we would never get out of that air port.
Me: Of come on that was just a minor inconvenience.
Elisha: [sitting down on the couch] Don't say anything more...
Me: [standing behind her and massaging her back] But you have to admit that the child's face after you gave it the signature looked heavenly]
Elisha: That's why it's so hard to say no in the end. Think what would happen if I wouldn't autographed that DVD.
Me: I understand you but enough about that, let me massage the thoughts and the pain away.
Elisha: Uhh... Right there...
[a while later]
Me: I guess we need a quick snack be for we unpack.
Elisha: That would surely hit the spot.
Me: [taking my coat] Any special requests?
Elisha: I'd like a piece of chocolate cake with cream.
Me: I'll be back as fast as I can [leaving the apartment]
[in the street]
Me: [whistling] Taxi!
[a cab pulls over and I enter it]
Driver: Where to?
Me: Take me to the nearest bakery.
Driver: Right away.
[in front of the bakery]
Me: Wait for me, I'll be back in five.
[in the bakery]
Me: I would like half of that big chocolate cake with whipped cream.
Baker: Is that all?
Me: Yes.
Baker: Just a second then.
[a voice behind]: Looks like someone is pregnant
Me: [turning back] Chris? [shaking hands] Dude, where were you all this time?
Chris: Long time no see, so what's with the cake?
Me: It's for my girlfriend.
Chris: I hope you didn't make her a baby then?
Me: Chill [with a laugh]. It was her special request so you know the easiest way to the heart is through the stomach.
Chris: So how long are you in the States?
Me: Well I lost count but probably something close to 5 months.
Chris: And you took your gal with you from Poland or is she here just to visit you?
Me: Nope, she's American... Well Canadian exactly but it's not important.
Chris: Who is she then? A teacher, secretary or an accountant?
Me: Just flip on the any gossip channel and you'll find out.
Chris: No way! You scored a model?
Me: Nah, as I said check the gossip channels or mags.
Chris: Will do, but what's all these secrecy for then?
Me: Otherwise you won't believe me. Dude I got to run. [taking out a piece of paper from the coat and writing] Here, take my number. Call me if you have a second cause I'm unemployed so I have loads of free time and will arrange a meeting.
Chris: God you scored a singer, one lucky bastard.
Me: [taking the cake and running to door] Nope I didn't. See you dude.
[back at the apartment]
Me: I met a close friend from Poland while I was in the bakery.
Elisha: [eating a piece of the cake] What is he doing in the US?
Me: He came here to make some money, two months before I came here.
Elisha: I'm curious what was his reaction to our relation ship.
Me: Well he isn't up to date. He's probably working his ass off 24/7.
Elisha: So you didn't tell him?
Me: Nope, he wouldn't believe it.
Elisha: To say the truth neither would I.
Me: I guess that any day now he'll call and the first thing I'll hear will be "Dude" and he'll just go quiet. Let's change the topic anyway. How's you cake?
Elisha: Delicious, but from now on we will have to do some jogging in the morning.
Me: What? No more lying in bed for hours? NO!
Elisha: Oh come on half an hour a day?
Me: Make me...
Elisha: [smiling] Do I really have to? You know my methods.
Me: And that's what I'm waiting for...
[suddenly a phone calls]
Me: God another one without correct timing, I'll put it on speaker because the callers ID isn't familiar and I have a hunch picking up the phone]. Hello?
Caller: DUDE!
Me: [showing Elisha to be quiet]
Chris: [silence]
Me: You alive?
Chris: You scored that hot Canadian chick, the actress from 24?
Elisha: Why, thank you [smiling].
Chris: Who was that?
Me: Well that would be the hot Canadian actress.
Chris: [a loud swallowing sound] I'm sorry...
Elisha: [having a great laugh] Don't worry since your Rafal's pal I forgive you.
Me: Anything else cause you just interrupted something?
Chris: Just one thing. One of these days you'll...
Elisha&Me: Byeeee!
Me: Now that was a laugh, wasn't it?
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